Ladies, are you tired of your avatar looking like it raided a thrift store after a power outage? Do you yearn for a dress so stunning, so versatile, it practically begs to be Instagrammed (or, you know, Snapchatted... are we still doing that in the metaverse?)? Well, hold onto your perfectly meshed heads, because the [D&S] Keira Dress is HERE!
This isn't just a dress; it's a textural extravaganza! We're talking EIGHTY Legacy textures. And EIGHTY PBR textures. That's like... a texture party in your inventory! You'll be busier changing patterns than a chameleon at a rave. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any existential crises your avatar may experience when faced with this level of choice).
But wait, there's MORE! (I always wanted to say that). The Keira Dress isn't some picky prima donna that only fits one body type. Oh no, honey. This dress embraces curves like a long-lost friend. We're talking full compatibility with:
- Belleza (Freya, Isis, Venus): Because goddesses deserve to look good, too.
- Legacy (Classic): For those who appreciate timeless elegance (and/or haven't upgraded their mesh body yet... no judgment!).
- Maitreya (Lara): The OG of awesome bodies.
- SLink (Physique, Hourglass): Because sometimes you want to flaunt what your mama (or, you know, your avatar creator) gave you.
- Standard XXS - L: We've got you covered, literally, from "barely there" to "comfortably curvy."
"Okay, okay," you're saying. "This dress sounds amazing, but how much is it going to cost me? My prim allowance is already stretched thinner than my patience on a laggy sim!"
Fear not, frugal fashionistas! We've got pricing so good, it's practically criminal:
- L$99 for Group Members (In-World): That's right! Join our group and snag this dress for less than the price of a decent cup of metaverse coffee! (And let's be honest, the coffee in SL is... questionable).
- L$149 for Non-Group Members (In-World): Still a steal! But seriously, join the group. It's like, two clicks.
- L$149 on the Marketplace: For those of you who prefer the convenience of online shopping (or are too lazy to TP in-world).
So, what are you waiting for? Go grab the [D&S] Keira Dress and prepare to become the envy of every avatar within a 10-sim radius! You've been warned! (Again!)
P.S. Side effects of wearing the Keira Dress may include: spontaneous dance-offs, an unexplainable urge to pose for virtual photoshoots, and a sudden influx of friend requests from suspiciously attractive avatars. Wear at your own risk!
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