Tired of Being a Basic Kobold? Unleash Your Inner Runic Wolf...Kritter Kobold Style!
Are you a Kobold? Do you dream of being a wolf? Do you enjoy the subtle aroma of desperation and cut-price lycanthropy? Then HOLD ONTO YOUR FURR, because [D&S] has just unleashed the Runic Wolf Kritter Kobold!Finally, you can achieve that "ferocious predator" look without all the messy transformations, inconvenient full moons, or the nagging urge to chase mailmen. (Though, we're not responsible if you do start chasing mailmen. That's on you.)
What IS a Runic Wolf Kritter Kobold, you ask?
Imagine a regular, run-of-the-mill Kritter Kobold (we all know and love them!), then slap a poorly translated Norse rune on a wolf pelt and BAM! Instant legend! (Results may vary. Legend status not guaranteed. May attract more headpats than actual fear.)
Assembly Required (Some Assembly Required)
Worried about complicated installations? Fear not, our instructions are so simple, even a dragon could follow them! (Assuming the dragon could read. And had opposable thumbs. And wasn't busy hoarding gold.)
- Rez each piece: Head, Tail, and Body. (Think of it as Kobold origami. Only less…origami-y.)
- Drag and Drop the script into each piece: It’s like giving each body part a little digital pep talk. ("You got this, Head! Be the wolf you were meant to be!")
- Take your body parts back and wear: And there you have it! Instant wolfiness! (Again, results may vary. Don't expect to win any howling contests.)
Pricing (Because Even Kobolds Need to Pay the Bills)
We know you're thinking, "This level of quality must cost a fortune!" But NO! We're practically giving this away! (Okay, we're charging a little. But it's worth it!)
- L$99 for Group Members In-World: That's right! Being part of the D&S family pays off! (Literally.)
- L$149 Non-Group Members In-World: Join the group! It's cheaper than therapy for your wolf obsession!
- L$149 on Marketplace: For those who prefer the anonymity of the internet...or can't find our store in-world. (We're totally easy to find. Just follow the scent of...discounted wolf pelts?)
So, what are you waiting for?
Embrace your inner wolf (Kobold)! Get your [D&S] Runic Wolf Kritter Kobold today! Side effects may include: increased headpats, uncontrollable tail-wagging, a sudden urge to hoard shiny objects, and the inexplicable desire to blame squirrels for everything.
(Disclaimer: [D&S] is not responsible for any identity crises, existential angst, or mailman-chasing incidents that may occur as a result of using this product. Use with caution. And maybe invest in some chew toys.)
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