Tired of Panties That Feel Like Cardboard? Introducing D&S Midnight Silk Protocol!
Well, say goodbye to panty purgatory! D&S is proud to unleash the Midnight Silk Protocol, the underwear upgrade your avatar's been begging for. We're talking panties so soft, so luxurious, they make clouds jealous. (Yes, even those fluffy cumulus ones that look like sheep. They're secretly insecure.)
What's Included? More Than Just Panties (But Let's Be Real, the Panties Are the Star)
- Texture HUD: Because one shade of gorgeous just isn't enough. Customize your panties to match your mood, your outfit, or that weirdly specific aesthetic you've been cultivating on your in-world profile. Finally, the control is yours!
- Panties (Duh!): But these aren't just any panties. We're talking panties engineered for maximum comfort and minimal awkward clipping. (Disclaimer: We can't guarantee they'll prevent all clipping. Physics is a cruel mistress.)
- Landmark to Store: Get your digital butt over to our store faster than you can say "Lag-tastic!" Conveniently teleports you to the source of all this silky goodness.
- Info Card: Feeling lost? Confused? Wondering if you accidentally bought a set of instructions for assembling a Swedish furniture set? Fear not! Our comprehensive info card will guide you through the mysteries of the Midnight Silk Protocol. (Spoiler alert: It's not rocket science. Unless you're wearing these panties while rocket science-ing. In that case, good luck!)
Compatibility? We've Got You Covered (Literally!)
Our panties are designed to play nice with a whole host of popular avatar bodies, including:
- Erika
- Inithium (Kupra)
- Legacy (Original, Bombshell, Perky)
- Maitreya (Lara, Petite, LaraX, PetiteX)
- Reborn (Original, Waifus)
Basically, if you've got a bod, we've got the panties to adorn it. (Side effects may include an overwhelming urge to dance provocatively in your virtual living room. We are not responsible for any furniture damage incurred during said dancing.)
Pricing:
- L$99 for our esteemed group members (Join today and save! Think of it as a panty-related investment in your happiness.)
- L$149 for non-group members in world (We still love you, even if you're not part of the cool kids' club.)
- L$149 on the Marketplace (For those who prefer their shopping experiences to be slightly less laggy.)
So, what are you waiting for? Upgrade your panty game today with D&S Midnight Silk Protocol! Your avatar will thank you. Your dance moves will thank you. And your sense of digital fashion will finally achieve enlightenment.
(Warning: May cause extreme levels of confidence and an insatiable desire to show off your new underwear. Use with caution.)
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