Tired of Looking Like a Default Noob? Slap on an Agnes Neck Tie!
This isn't your grandpa's necktie (unless your grandpa is super stylish and lives in a virtual world, in which case, we want to meet him). The Agnes Neck Tie comes equipped with a texture HUD boasting a whopping 80 Legacy textures AND 80 PBR textures! That's, like, a bazillion options! You can go from "Boardroom Boss" to "Disco Dancer" to "Slightly Distressed Victorian Poet" with a single click. Finally, you can achieve that 'i just bought this and wanted to show it off' look you've been craving.
But wait, there's more!
- Fits Most Avatars: Finally, an accessory that doesn't discriminate! Whether you're a tiny fairy or a hulking orc, the Agnes Neck Tie will (probably) fit. We're not responsible if it ends up looking like a bib on your giant avatar, but hey, at least you'll be accessorized!
- Unrigged: Freedom! Liberation! Move that tie wherever your blocky heart desires. Want it on your ankle? Go for it! On your head? Bold choice!
- Resize Script: Because sometimes, bigger IS better (or smaller, depending on your…avatar).
Pricing:
- L$99 for our super-cool group members in world (join the group; it's cheaper than therapy).
- L$149 for the general public (we still love you…but not as much).
- L$149 on the Marketplace (because convenience is king).
So, what are you waiting for? Go forth and adorn yourselves with the Agnes Neck Tie! Your avatar (and your ego) will thank you.
P.S. If you buy two, we'll throw in a virtual high-five (terms and conditions apply. High-five not redeemable for actual goods or services. High-five may cause temporary feelings of euphoria).
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IMPORTANT! READ THIS OR YOUR AVATAR'S CHEST MIGHT EXPLODE (not really, but you get the idea):
Listen up, buttercups! Your mileage may vary. If your head is shaped like a potato, the tie might look a little wonky. And if you're still using the "Potato Windlight" settings from 2003, don't expect miracles. We can't be held responsible for existential crises caused by your avatar's bad taste. Also, if you're doing some questionable animations, the tie might end up places it shouldn't. Don't blame us.
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