Let's face it, your Second Life avatar is probably rocking the same outfit they wore to that disastrous virtual Burning Man in 2007. Time for a serious style intervention! Are you ready to ditch the digital dust bunnies and embrace the cozy chaos of our brand-spanking-new Sweater (Knitted)?
What's Included? More Than You Can Shake a Lag Meter At!
- Texture HUD Extravaganza! We're talking a whopping 80 Legacy Textures for that vintage, "I've been around since sliced pixels" vibe. AND, because we're not totally stuck in the past, another 80 PBR Textures to make you shine brighter than a prim-packed dance floor. That's 160 chances to finally get it right!
- The Sweater (Knitted) Itself! Okay, this might seem obvious, but we wanted to make sure you knew you were actually getting a sweater. It's knitted! It's cozy! It's…well, it's a sweater! What more do you want? A pony? (We're working on it.)
Compatibility: We're More Compatible Than Your Last Relationship!
Worried about whether this sartorial masterpiece will fit your particular brand of virtual…uh…shapeliness? Fear not! We've squeezed, stretched, and manipulated this sweater to fit:
- Erika
- Inithium (Kupra)
- Legacy (Original, Bombshell, Perky) - We're not responsible if your Legacy avatar suddenly becomes even more…Legacy-ish.
- Maitreya (Lara, Petite, LaraX, PetiteX) - Finally, a sweater that understands the complexities of virtual petite-ness!
- Reborn (Original, Waifus) - Waifu or not, you deserve to be comfy!
Pricing: So Affordable, You'll Think It's a Glitch!
- L$99 for Group Members In-World: That's cheaper than a pixelated cup of coffee! Join our group and save those precious Lindens for…well, more sweaters!
- L$149 for Non-Group Members In-World: Still a steal! But seriously, join the group. We tell terrible jokes and occasionally give away free stuff.
- L$149 on the Marketplace: For those who prefer the anonymity of online shopping. We get it. Sometimes you just want to buy a sweater in your pajamas.
(Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any sudden increases in friend requests, unsolicited IMs, or declarations of virtual love. Wear responsibly.)
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IMPORTANT! Read This Or Risk Looking Like a Fashion Victim!
Listen up, buttercups! Your mileage may vary. Things will look different depending on your head, windlight settings (yes, people still use those!), your personal style (or lack thereof), quality settings (crank 'em up!), and your pose. We're not miracle workers! We just make sweaters! If your head is shaped like a teapot, the sweater might look a little…off.
Pro Tip: Zoom Like a Pro!
Forget your scroll wheel! When you're admiring your newfound fabulousness, use CTRL-0 to zoom in. Your mouse wheel is just begging to distort your avatar into a Picasso painting. Trust us. CTRL-0 is your friend.
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