Tired of Pants That Lie? Announcing the [D&S] Sienna Pants V1: They Fit Like a Dream (Even if Your Dream is a Little...Curvy)
Let's be honest, finding the perfect virtual pants is harder than parallel parking a spaceship. You click "buy," you wear them, and suddenly you're a walking polygon with seams that look like they were drawn by a toddler with a shaky hand.
But fear not, fellow avatars! [D&S] is here to rescue your digital derriere with the all-new Sienna Pants V1! These aren't your grandma's pixelated bloomers (unless your grandma is a very stylish avatar).
Compatibility So Wide, It's Practically a Personality Trait:
These pants are so inclusive, they make a social justice warrior look discriminatory. We're talking FULL compatibility with:
We're not talking about boring, beige blandness here. We're dropping a texture HUD packed with:
(Warning: May cause excessive strutting, spontaneous dance-offs, and uncontrollable urges to take selfies. [D&S] is not responsible for any sudden fame or fortune acquired while wearing these pants.)
But fear not, fellow avatars! [D&S] is here to rescue your digital derriere with the all-new Sienna Pants V1! These aren't your grandma's pixelated bloomers (unless your grandma is a very stylish avatar).
Compatibility So Wide, It's Practically a Personality Trait:
These pants are so inclusive, they make a social justice warrior look discriminatory. We're talking FULL compatibility with:
- Erika: (Erika, darling, you deserve pants that keep up with your sass).
- Inithium (Kupra): (For when you want to feel like you're wearing liquid sunshine...on your legs).
- Legacy (Original, BombShell, Perky): (Finally, pants that understand your commitment to legacy... and perfectly accentuate your BombShell tendencies).
- Maitreya (Lara, LaraX, Petite, PetiteX): (Lara? LaraX? Petite? PetiteX? We got you. We appreciate your commitment to subtle variations).
- Reborn (Original, Waifus): (Because even reborn avatars deserve pants that don't look like they were stolen from a Minecraft character).
We're not talking about boring, beige blandness here. We're dropping a texture HUD packed with:
- 80 Legacy Textures: Feeling nostalgic? Throw on some classic textures and pretend it's 2007 again (minus the lag, hopefully).
- 80 PBR Textures: Want to blind everyone with your shimmering, realistic, pants-based glory? PBR textures are your new best friend.
- L$99 for Group Members In-World (That's right, being in our group is actually rewarding!)
- L$149 for Non-Group Members In-World (Join the group, you cheapskate!)
- L$149 on Marketplace (Because sometimes you just want to impulse buy from the comfort of your web browser).
(Warning: May cause excessive strutting, spontaneous dance-offs, and uncontrollable urges to take selfies. [D&S] is not responsible for any sudden fame or fortune acquired while wearing these pants.)
Body
Body Shape: – [AK] – [AK ADVX] Grace (Default with the mesh head)
Body Skin: – VELOUR – Porcelain Velour (Any Porcelain tone from Velour or the one that comes with your mesh body)
Head Skin: – DS'ELLES – NEIGE (VELOUR) - PORCELAIN B LEL EVOX LAYER (Free Group Gift/Join Fee L$250)
Ear Skin: – DS'ELLES – EARS LELUTKA EVOX PORCELAIN(VELOUR)(Free Group Gift/Join Fee L$250)
IMPORTANT! READ THIS OR FACE DIRE CONSEQUENCES (Okay, Maybe Not Dire, But Still):
Your mileage may vary. Your head, your windlight, your questionable fashion sense, and your penchant for contorted poses might make these pants look slightly different on you. Don't blame us if you suddenly realize your avatar has a secret double chin. It's the pants' fault, obviously.
PRO TIP:
Want to zoom in for a closer look at your fabulous new pants (and avoid accidentally morphing them into abstract art)? Use CTRL-0, not your scroll wheel! We're serious. Mouse wheels are the enemy of good virtual fashion.
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