Warning: May Cause Extreme Cuteness Overload! (and Possibly Spontaneous Combustion of Your L$!)

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because your Second Life avatar is about to get a serious upgrade with the [D&S] Cilintillatame! (Yes, you read that right. Try saying that five times fast after a few Ambroses.)

Are you tired of feeling…well, ordinary? Does your avatar yearn for that certain je ne sais quoi? Do you secretly wish you could shrink yourself down and become a tiny terror, wreaking havoc on unsuspecting prims? (Okay, maybe that last one's just me.)

Well, folks, the [D&S] Cilintillatame is here to answer your prayers! This isn't your grandma's avatar accessory (unless your grandma is seriously cool and spends her days rocking out in SL). We're talking next-level adorableness. We're talking pint-sized power. We're talking…well, I'm not entirely sure what we're talking about, but it's definitely something amazing!

Think of it as the perfect blend of Little Doll, Little Me, Nano Girl, and Yabusaka Petite, all rolled into one ridiculously cute package. It's like a Voltron of tiny-ness!

And compatibility? We've got you covered. Slap this bad boy on your Bake-on-Mesh ready avatar, and you're good to go! Fits most mesh bodies! (If it doesn't fit, just blame your avatar's excessive donut consumption. We won't judge…much.)

But wait, there's more! (I've always wanted to say that.) The [D&S] Cilintillatame comes in FIVE fabulous colors! That's right, FIVE! So you can coordinate with your favorite virtual handbag, your cyber-chihuahua, or even that weird stain on your virtual carpet. The possibilities are endless!

Now, I know what you're thinking: "This sounds too good to be true! How much is this going to cost me?" Well, hold onto your prim hats, because the price is absolutely bonkers!

• L$0 for Group Members IN WORLD! That's right, zip, zero, nada! (Well, technically L$1, but we refund it faster than you can say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious !Joining our group is like finding a unicorn that poops Lindens! (Note: Unicorn poop is not actually currency in Second Life. Don't try to spend it.)
• L$29 for Non-Group Members IN WORLD! Still an absolute steal! Think of it as buying yourself a virtual latte. Except instead of caffeine, you get unadulterated cuteness!
• L$29 on the Marketplace! Because we're thoughtful like that. Can't make it in-world? No problem! We'll bring the adorableness to you!

So what are you waiting for? Head on down to the [D&S] store IN WORLD (because FREE!) and snag yourself a [D&S] Cilintillatame today! Your avatar (and your inner child) will thank you!

Warning: May cause excessive squealing, uncontrollable urges to hug prims, and a sudden desire to dress your avatar exclusively in miniature clothing. Side effects are generally considered awesome.

P.S. If anyone figures out how to actually pronounce "Cilintillatame," please let me know. I'm starting to think I made it up.