Are you tired of wearing the same old virtual swimsuit? Does your avatar look like it raided a thrift store dumpster after a tropical storm? Fear not, because [D&S] Alexis Bikini Summer Special Edition is here to rescue your digital wardrobe from the depths of despair!
We've cooked up a bikini so hot, it practically sets your Second Life grass on fire (please, keep a fire extinguisher handy). We're talking about a masterpiece of pixelated perfection, a swimsuit so versatile it'll make your other bikinis spontaneously combust with jealousy.
What makes this bikini so special, you ask? Well, grab your sunglasses, because the answer is blindingly brilliant:
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Texture-Palooza! We're not talking about a measly handful of textures here. We're talking a full-blown, all-you-can-eat buffet of 80 LEGACY textures AND 80 PBR textures! That's right, one hundred and sixty chances to reinvent your virtual self. You can be anything from a glittery mermaid princess to a weathered pirate queen, all with the click of a button. (Note: Glitter not included. Mermaid tail sold separately. Parrot not responsible for causing chaos.)
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Universal Compatibility (Almost)! We've lovingly crafted this bikini to play nice with a whole slew of popular bodies. We're talking about:
- Ericka: The classic beauty.
- Belleza (GenX): For the modern marvel.
- Inithium (Kupra): Embrace your curves.
- Legacy (Original, Bombshell, Perky): Because Legacy knows what it's doing.
- Maitreya (Lara, LaraX, Petite, PetiteX): The reigning queen of Second Life.
- Reborn (Original, Waifus): For the truly reborn, with or without waifus.
(If your body isn't on this list, don't despair! Maybe you can convince us to add it in a future update. Bribery accepted in the form of L$ and compliments on our superior design skills.)
Top AND Bottom! Yes, you read that right. We're not just giving you half a bikini. This is a complete, fully functional, two-piece masterpiece. No more awkward accidental nudity when your windlight settings get weird. (Although, let's be honest, who hasn't been there?)
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Texture HUD included: This is a real, working HUD. No need to change textures manually. Just click and go!
But wait, there's more! (Cue cheesy infomercial music):
The Price is Right (and Righteous)!
We're practically GIVING this bikini away. Well, not really. But compared to the soul-crushing price of some other virtual clothing, it's a steal!
- L$99 for Group Members ( In-World Only ): That's right, join our group and snag this masterpiece for a song. Think of it as a thank you for tolerating our ramblings in group chat.
- L$149 for Non-Group Members ( In-World Only ): Still a bargain! Come on, join the group! We have cookies... sometimes.
- L$149 on the Marketplace!: For those of you who prefer the convenience of online shopping (and the anonymity of browsing in your pajamas).
So, what are you waiting for? Stop reading this hilarious ad (though we appreciate your attention!) and head to our In-World store or the Marketplace!
Warning: Side effects may include:
- Increased feelings of awesomeness.
- Uncontrollable desire to dance.
- Sudden urges to buy a virtual yacht.
- Jealous stares from other avatars.
- A burning desire to tell all your friends about this amazing bikini.
[D&S] Alexis Bikini Summer Special Edition: Because your avatar deserves a vacation (and a fabulous swimsuit).
(P.S. We're not responsible for any virtual tan lines. Wear sunscreen!)
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