WARNING: This Bikini May Spontaneously Generate Compliments (and Maybe a Few Unsolicited Fruit Baskets)

by - May 18, 2025


Okay, people, listen up! Have you ever stared into your Second Life closet, feeling the overwhelming existential dread of still wearing that swimsuit you bought in 2012? (Yeah, we see you. We know.) Does the thought of another beach party in that faded floral number make you want to just curl up into a fetal position and beg for the apocalypse?

Fear not, fellow fashion victims! [D&S] has the solution to all your virtual sartorial woes: The Alexis Bikini!

That's right, we're talking about a bikini so versatile, so… textural, it'll make your avatar the envy of every poolside poser and sandy-bottomed socialite!

But what makes the Alexis Bikini so gosh-darn special?

Well, for starters, we've crammed 160 TEXTURES into this bad boy! That's right, ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY! We're not messing around here. We're talking 80 of those classic, legacy textures for those of you clinging to the past like a barnacle on a virtual rock. And for the more… modern among us, we've also included 80 glorious PBR textures. Prepare to be blinded by the sheer, glistening beauty of realism! (Sunglasses not included. You'll have to find those yourself.)

Think of the possibilities! You could spend an entire afternoon just switching textures, trying to find the perfect shade of cerulean to match your virtual… eyes? Suntan? We don't judge. You do you, boo.

But wait, there's more! (Said in our best infomercial voice)

This bikini isn't just a pretty face (or, you know, torso). We've engineered this thing to fit more bodies than a used car salesman! We're talking Ericka, Belleza (GenX), Inithium (Kupra), Legacy ((Original, Bombshell, Perky), Maitreya (Lara, LaraX, Petite, PetiteX), Reborn (Original, Waifus)!

That’s right, we've got you covered, no matter your shape or… well, you know. Let's just say you'll look fabulous. Guaranteed. (Unless you're trying to wear it on a giraffe. We haven't tested that.)

And now, for the part you've all been waiting for: The PRICE!

Prepare yourselves… because it's ridiculously affordable!

  • L$99 for our esteemed group members! That's cheaper than a suspiciously long hotdog at that sketchy beach vendor! Join our group and save a whopping L$50! That's almost enough to buy a virtual umbrella! (Almost.)
  • L$149 for you non-group members in-store! Look, we're not mad, just… slightly disappointed. But hey, we still love you (and your money).
  • L$149 on the marketplace! Because even Amazon Prime can't beat the convenience of getting your virtual fashion fix delivered straight to your inventory!

So, what are you waiting for?!

Ditch that dusty old swimsuit and embrace the future of virtual fashion! Get your Alexis Bikini today and prepare for a summer of sun-kissed (pixelated) skin, envious glances, and maybe even a few marriage proposals. (We're not responsible for any virtual divorces that may occur as a result of extreme bikini-induced hotness.)

Head to [D&S] today and get your Alexis Bikini! Because life's too short for boring swimwear! If you manage to find a way to make this bikini spontaneously generate real-world pizza, please let us know. We’ll pay you handsomely. Side effects may include: Increased confidence, uncontrollable smiling, and a sudden urge to take virtual selfies in exotic locations.) We are not liable for any lag caused by the sheer number of textures. Just kidding… mostly.)

Body

Mesh Body – Reborn - Reborn (L$2400)
Body Shape – IVES BEAUTY Latisha Shape - Face - LeLUTKA Evo X Camila (Free Gift/Free to Join)
Mesh Head – LeLUTKA - LeLUTKA Camila Head(L$3990)
Eyebrow Shape: – IVES BEAUTY  Latisha Shape - Brow - LeLUTKA Evo X Camila (Free Gift/Free to Join)
Body Skin:– Nuve Basic body skin v2 - Toffe (Free Group Gift/Join Fee L$350)
Head Skin – Nuve Emily skin (Lelutka Evo X) - Toffe (Free Group Gift/Join Fee L$350)
Ear Skin – Nuve Evo X ears - Toffe(Free Group Gift/Join Fee L$350)
Eyes – AG - AG. Carol Eyes - BoM - 08 - C (Free Group Gift/Join Fee L$25)
Hair – SINTIKLIA - Hair Rebecca - Fatpack+Tint (Free Gift/Join Fee L$99)



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