HOLY YULE LOG, BATMAN! [D&S] Just Dropped the Hottest Lace This Side of the Grid! (And It’s Not Just For Christmas)
[D&S] is proud (and slightly giddy) to announce the arrival of our brand-spankin' new Yule Log Lace Stockings! We've been working harder than Santa's elves after a triple espresso to bring you stockings so good, they'll make even the Grinch crack a smile. (Results may vary. We're not responsible for Grinch-related mood swings.)
What makes these stockings hotter than a freshly roasted chestnut?
- Texture Hud-tastic! We're talkin' a whopping 80 Legacy textures AND 80 PBR textures. That's right, folks, enough options to make your head spin faster than Rudolph on Red Bull. Match your stockings to your outfit, your mood, or even your neighbor's envy. The power is in your perfectly pedicured hands!
- Stockings: Yes, you get stockings! We felt it was important to clarify. After all, nobody wants to buy a "stocking experience" that just leaves you with bare (and probably cold) virtual legs.
- Compatibility Chart Longer Than Santa's Naughty List: These stockings play well with pretty much everyone. We're talking Erika, Inithium (Kupra), Legacy (Original, Bombshell, Perky), Maitreya (Lara, Petite, LaraX, PetiteX), and Reborn (Original, Waifus). Basically, if you've got a body, these stockings have got you covered. (Literally!) We've spent more time on compatibility testing than my cat spends napping, so you can rest assured these babies will fit like a digital glove (or stocking, in this case).
But wait, there's more! (Said in our best infomercial voice):
- Prices So Good, They're Practically Stolen!
- L$99 for our amazing group members In-World. That's cheaper than a lukewarm cup of cocoa! (In-World, naturally).
- L$149 for non-group members In-World. Join the group, you cheapskate! Just kidding… mostly.
- L$149 on the Marketplace. Because sometimes you just can't be bothered to teleport. We get it. Netflix is calling.
Why choose D&S Yule Log Lace Stockings?
Because you deserve it! Because your avatar deserves it! Because your virtual feet have been through enough! Stop torturing them with subpar legwear and treat them to the luxurious, lace-adorned goodness of D&S.
So, what are you waiting for? Get your Yule Log Lace Stockings today and prepare to sleigh the holidays like never before! (Warning: May cause extreme levels of holiday cheer and spontaneous dancing. D&S is not responsible for any resulting elf envy.)
See you In-World! And remember, life's too short for boring stockings.
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