We're dropping the hottest thing since sliced bread (and trust me, this is WAY more exciting than bread): the [D&S] Hollow Core!

What is it, you ask? Well, imagine the void. Now make it fashionable. Okay, it's not actually the void, but it's the next best thing: a meticulously crafted inner core that's compatible with practically everything but your ex's excuses.

Texture HUD? Oh honey, we've got texture HUDs. Plural. As in, two. We're not talking about a measly five shades of beige here. We're unleashing a glorious 160 textures upon your unsuspecting retinas. That's 80 Legacy textures for the old-school cool kids and 80 PBR textures for those who like their shine brighter than a freshly waxed chrome bumper. You'll be able to coordinate your insides with your outfits! Think of the possibilities! (Actually, don't think too hard. It is hollow, after all).

Top? Yes, it's the top. What else would it be? The bottom? Get your mind out of the gutter, this is a family-friendly void!

Compatibility? We practically invented the word. This bad boy plays nice with more bodies than a politician at a baby-kissing convention. We're talking Erika, Inithium (Kupra), Legacy (Original, Bombshell, Perky), Maitreya (Lara, Petite, LaraX, PetiteX), Reborn (Original, Waifus). If your avatar isn't on that list, frankly, we're a little concerned about your life choices. But hey, maybe it'll work anyway! (No guarantees, don't sue us.) It's so compatible, it probably gets along with your mother-in-law. Probably.

Price? Let's talk moolah, Linden Loot, the green stuff. Here's the deal:

• L$99 for group members in world: That's right, a measly 99 Lindens gets you the hollow core of your dreams. Being a group member has its perks, doesn't it? Like, you get to feel superior to the non-group members. And save 50 Lindens.
• L$149 Non-group members in world: Still a steal! Think of all the things you can't buy with that extra 50L. Like, half a cup of virtual coffee.
• L$149 On Marketplace: For those who prefer to shop in their pajamas. We respect that. Comfort is key, even if your avatar's core is now devoid of substance.

So, what are you waiting for? Go get your own [D&S] Hollow Core today! Your avatar will thank you. Or, you know, won't. Because it's hollow. But you'll know. You'll feel the emptiness... the stylish, compatible emptiness. D&S: Making emptiness fashionable, one avatar at a time.

Disclaimer: May not actually improve your Second Life. Side effects may include existential dread, an overwhelming urge to redecorate, and the sudden realization that you spend too much time online. If emptiness persists for more than four hours, consult your local avatar therapist.

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