ATTENTION ALL AVATARS! ARE YOU FEELING… BLAND? HORNY FOR A CHANGE? (But, like, in a cool, majestic way?)

Tired of the same old face? Yearning for that "just casually emerged from the depths of Tartarus, but still totally chic" look? Then, bucko, have we got a product for YOU!

Introducing the [D&S] Exadillacobal - Horns! (We know, the name's a mouthful. Just think of it as "Extra-Radical-Horns" and you're halfway there.)

These aren’t your grandma’s unicorn horns (unless your grandma is REALLY into gothic cosplay). We’re talking full-blown, head-turning, "Did a demon just walk in here?" levels of awesome!

What makes our horns so darn special? Let's break it down, shall we?

• TEXTURES, TEXTURES, TEXTURES GALORE! We're not talking about a measly one texture. Oh no, honey. We're serving you a veritable FEAST for the eyes! You get 80 (EIGHTY!) Legacy textures for that classic, throwback feel. And for you forward-thinking fashionistas, we've also got 80 (EIGHTY!) glorious PBR textures that'll shimmer and shine like a disco ball in a dragon's hoard. That's 160 textures in total! That's more options than your ex had excuses! Seriously, you could wear a new texture every single day for over FIVE MONTHS and still not run out! (We don't recommend wearing just the horns, though. Public indecency laws are a real buzzkill.)
• UNRIGGED? UNBORING! Yes, you heard right! These horns are gloriously UNRIGGED! Why? Because we believe in FREEDOM! Freedom of placement! Freedom of angling! Freedom to wear them on your knees if you REALLY want to! (We're not judging.)
• FITS MOST AVATARS! We know, we know. Avatar sizes are like snowflakes - no two are exactly alike. That’s why we made these bad boys adaptable! Whether you're a tiny fairy, a towering ogre, or somewhere delightfully in between, these horns are designed to look fabulous.
• RESIZE SCRIPT TO THE RESCUE! Still worried about fit? Fear not! Our handy-dandy RESIZE SCRIPT lets you customize these horns to be the perfect size for your precious digital head. Make them subtle and elegant, or go full-on "Maleficent just arrived for tea!" - the choice is yours!

But wait, there's MORE!

We've included a super-easy-to-use TEXTURE HUD so you can quickly and effortlessly switch between those 160 glorious textures! No more fumbling through menus and accidentally turning yourself inside out (again).

So, how much is this horn-tastic experience going to cost you?

• L$99 for group members In-World! That's right, join our group, strut your stuff in our in-world store, and snag these horns for a steal! Think of it as a reward for having excellent taste and hanging out with cool people (like us).
• L$149 for non-group members In-World!  Still not a group member? That's okay, we still love you (a little less). But you can still get these horns in-world for a slightly higher price. Consider it a gentle nudge to join the club!
• L$149 on Marketplace! Can't make it to our in-world store? No problem! You can still grab these horns on the Marketplace for the same price as non-group members in-world. Convenience comes at a small price, darling.

WARNING: May cause uncontrollable urges to:

• Headbang to heavy metal.
• Rule a small kingdom.
• Collect shiny objects.
• Stare intensely at sunsets.
• Generally look more awesome than everyone else.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your [D&S] Exadillacobal - Horns today and unleash your inner demon… or devil… or delightfully horned creature of your choosing! Because let's face it, everyone looks better with horns! (Except maybe unicorns. They're already set.)

(P.S. We are NOT responsible for any sudden urges to light things on fire. Wear responsibly.)