Tired of Being Plain? Yearning for Something... Hornier? We Got You.

Okay, let’s be honest. You’re browsing the internet at, like, 3 AM. You’re probably tired. You’re probably wearing pajamas with questionable stains. And you're probably wondering, "What's missing from my digital life? What's keeping me from truly achieving peak Second Life fabulousness?"

The answer, my friend, is obvious. You need HORNS.

But not just any horns. Oh no, we're not selling some half-baked, potato-looking nubs here. We're talking about the [D&S] Cobarialiburn Horns! Prepare to unleash your inner demon... or ram into a tree like a majestic, slightly clumsy mountain goat.

What's so special about these horns, you ask? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is where things get WILD.

• TEXTURES, TEXTURES EVERYWHERE! Are you a fan of the classics? We've got 80 Legacy textures that'll make your inner 2007 avatar sing. Feeling a bit more modern? BAM! 80 PBR textures so realistic, you’ll practically need to wax those bad boys (virtually, of course. We don't endorse virtual waxing accidents... mostly). That’s right, we're talking 160 different ways to make your head look like a unicorn’s nightmare or a devil’s delight! Go ahead, experiment! Mix and match! Become a shimmering, iridescent horned god! We won't judge. (Okay, maybe a little.)

• Unrigged? UNRIGGED!? That’s right! No need to worry about these horns violently clipping through your meticulously crafted avatar. These bad boys are unrigged, giving you the freedom to position them exactly where YOU want! Want them perfectly symmetrical? Go for it! Feeling a bit avant-garde and want one horn on your forehead and the other on your, uh... let's just say "unexpected places?" (We don't recommend this, but hey, it's your SL life. Live it!)

• "Fits Most Avatars" - The Universal Truth! We're not going to lie and say these horns will fit everyone. If you're rocking a giant, inflatable Pikachu avatar, you might have some issues. But for the vast majority of avatars, these horns are designed to work. Think of it as the "jeans" of the horn world. They might need a little tweaking...

• RESIZE SCRIPT! (Hallelujah!) Yes! We heard your pleas! We understood your struggles! Gone are the days of awkwardly trying to shoehorn (or horn-shoe?) oversized headwear onto your tiny avatar! Our handy-dandy resize script lets you make these horns as subtle as a baby goat's or as imposing as a Tolkien Balrog’s! Just don't accidentally make them disappear... we're not responsible for phantom horn syndromes.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! (Seriously, there is.)

• Group Members Get the Sweetest Deal! Join our group, and you get these majestic horns for the price of… ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Zilch! Nada! Just a cool L$0! Simply pay L$1 and we refund you immediately once you receive the gift  In-World! . It's our way of saying "Thanks for tolerating our incessant group notices about new products and questionable sales tactics!" Think of it as a deposit, returned immediately after you grab the gift.
• Non-Group Members: Don't Despair! Not part of the cool kids' club? No worries! You can still get your hands (or horns) on these beauties for a mere L$149  In-World OR on the Marketplace! It's a steal, we tell you! A STEAL! Think of it as an investment in your future horn-related shenanigans!

So, what are you waiting for?! Click that button, join our group, and unleash your inner horned beast! Or, if you're not into the group thing, fork over the L$149 and prepare to be the envy of everyone in your local hangout.

Warning: We are not responsible for any of the following:

• Sudden urges to headbutt inanimate objects.
• Increased attention from (or disdain from) your significant other.
• The overwhelming desire to start a horned goat farm.
• Accidental impalements (on dance floors, in crowded sims, etc.).
• And finally, thinking you are the devil, if you do, there are doctors to help you!

Get your [D&S] Cobarialiburn Horns today! Your avatar (and your therapist) will thank you... eventually.

Seriously, join the group. We have cookies. Not really, but mentally imagine we do.