Hold onto Your Hats (and Pants!), Folks! D&S Just Dropped the Waistband Epilogue!

D&S is proud (and maybe a little bit giddy) to unleash… drumroll please … [D&S] The Waistband Epilogue! (Yes, we know, "Epilogue" sounds like the end, but trust us, this is just the beginning of your digital fashion domination.)

Are you tired of your avatars looking like they raided a pirate's chest and just cinched everything with a random rope? Do you yearn for a touch of elegance, a whisper of sophistication, a blatant display of "I have impeccable taste, even in the metaverse!"? Then look no further!

This isn't just any waistband, darling. This is THE Waistband Epilogue. It’s compatible with all your favorite bodies: Erika, Inithium, Legacy, Maitreya, and Reborn. That's right, we're talking about waistband harmony across the digital divide. No more body-shaming your avatar (we're looking at you, rogue prim attachments!).

But wait, there's MORE! (Insert overly enthusiastic infomercial voice here). Inside this virtual package of pure, unadulterated fabulousness, you'll find:

• A Texture HUD with 80 Legacy Textures & 80 PBR Textures! That's 160 chances to reinvent your look! Go wild! Be bold! Be the avatar you were always meant to be: A shimmering, sparkling, exquisitely waisted deity!
• One (1) Waistband! Okay, yeah, it's just one waistband. But it’s a really good one! We wouldn't steer you wrong!

And now for the REALLY crazy part! The pricing! Hold onto your hats!

• L$ 0 for Group Members in World! (Okay, technically L$1, but we give it BACK! It's like free, but with a tiny, adorable hoop to jump through! Think of it as a mini-quest for maximum savings!) Just pay the vendor L$1, and we'll refund it faster than you can say "Virtual Vogue!" (This offer is for in-world group members only. No whining, Marketplace mavens!)
• L$ 149 for Non-Group Members  in World! Still an absolute steal, considering the sheer amount of digital glory you're about to unleash!
• L$149 on the Marketplace! Because sometimes you just want to shop from the comfort of your… well, wherever you shop on the Marketplace. We don't judge.

So what are you waiting for? Stop reading this ridiculously long ad and teleport your pixelated posterior to our in-world store! Your avatar (and your sense of virtual style) will thank you for it! Buy [D&S] The Waistband Epilogue today! Because life's too short for boring waistbands!

P.S. We're not responsible for any sudden urges to start a virtual fashion blog or spontaneous dance-offs in the middle of the sim. You've been warned! Now go forth and be fashionable!