Tired of Being a Basic Avatar? Slap on an Amdirgan Collar and SHAKE THINGS UP!

But fear not, friend! D&S is here to rescue you from the clutches of avatar mediocrity with the brand-spankin' new Amdirgan Collar! This isn't your grandma's doily, people. This is a statement piece. A declaration of independence from the tyranny of the mundane. This is...a collar! But a REALLY cool one!

So, what makes the Amdirgan Collar so darn special? Glad you asked (even if you didn't).

• TEXTURES GALORE! We're talking 80 legacy textures AND 80 PBR textures! That's 160 chances to find the PERFECT texture to match your mood, your outfit, or your bizarre obsession with plaid. It's like a texture buffet for your neck! (Please don't actually eat your collar.)
• COLLAR (duh!) Yes, it's a collar! A magnificent, glorious collar! It hugs your virtual neck with the kind of devotion most real-life relationships can only dream of. It's the perfect accessory for looking mysterious, edgy, or just plain fabulous.
• UNRIGGED FREEDOM! Forget being restricted by those pre-set bone structures! This collar is unrigged, baby! Which means it can be adjusted and positioned to fit just about any avatar shape. Whether you're a hulking orc or a dainty pixie, this collar is ready to ride! (Results may vary. We're not responsible if it ends up around your ankle.)
• FITS MOST AVATARS (probably) We've designed this collar to be as versatile as a Swiss Army knife (minus the knife part). It fits MOST avatars! We can't guarantee it'll work on your pet rock, but if you're a vaguely humanoid shape, you're probably good to go!
• RESIZE SCRIPT: SHRINK IT! STRETCH IT! LOVE IT! Is the collar too big? Too small? Just right? (Goldilocks would be proud.) Our handy-dandy resize script lets you adjust the size until it's chef's kiss perfect. Just don't go making it so big it takes up the entire sim. Nobody likes a collar hog.

PRICE? You can't put a price on style, but we did anyway!

• L$99 for Group Members (That's practically highway robbery...for us!) Join our group and get the Amdirgan Collar for the price of a slightly stale donut! It's a steal!
• L$149 for Non-Group Members (Still a bargain, tbh) Too lazy to join a group? No problem! We'll still sell you the collar, but you'll have to pay a little extra for your procrastination.
• L$149 on Marketplace (Because the Marketplace loves a good deal!) Grab it on the Marketplace for a ridiculously low price! We're practically giving these things away! (Don't tell the boss!)

IMPORTANT! READ THIS OR FACE THE WRATH OF SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED DEVELOPERS!

Things might look different on you depending on your head of choice, windlight settings, your personal style (or lack thereof), quality settings, and your current position/animations. In other words, your mileage may vary! We're not responsible if the collar doesn't magically transform you into a supermodel. But hey, it'll still look pretty darn good! So, what are you waiting for? Get your Amdirgan Collar today and unleash your inner fashion icon! (Or at least look slightly more interesting than you did five minutes ago.) You deserve it! Now go forth and collar all the things! (Just not literally. Please don't collar things that shouldn't be collared.)

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