Warning: May Cause Excessive Compliments and Sudden Urges to Drink Hot Cocoa
Ladies, are you tired of sweaters that scream "basic"? Do you yearn for a garment that whispers "I'm stylish, comfortable, and possibly hiding a small mammal in my pocket"? Then prepare to have your avatars' virtual socks knocked off (assuming they're wearing socks, of course – we don't judge) because the [D&S] Shell-Shocked Sophistication Sweater is HERE!
This isn't your grandma's knitted catastrophe. This is a meticulously crafted, polygon-perfect masterpiece designed to make you the envy of every pixelated party and virtual vineyard. We're talking so sophisticated, you'll practically need a monocle just to appreciate its sheer brilliance. But don't worry, monocles are sold separately. (We're not running a charity here, people!)
Compatibility? Honey, We Wrote the Book on Compatibility!
Forget agonizing over whether this sweater will fit your... ahem... unique avatar proportions. The Shell-Shocked Sophistication Sweater is ready to snuggle up to more bodies than a particularly affectionate octopus! We're talking:
- Erika: Because even Erikas deserve a stylish sweater.
- Inithium Kurpa: Prepare for ultimate Kurpa comfort!
- Legacy Original, Bombshell, Perky: Whether you're feeling original, explosive, or just plain perky, this sweater has you covered (literally!).
- Maitreya Lara, Petite, LaraX, PetiteX: Lara? Lara Petite? Lara with extra Lara-ness? We got you.
- Reborn Original, Waifus: For the reborning-est of the reborn and the waifu-est of the waifus!
Textures So Good, You'll Want to Eat Them (Please Don't)
Inside this digital delight, you'll find a texture HUD bursting with not one, but TWO sets of textures!
- 80 Legacy Textures: For those who appreciate the classics, like dial-up internet and questionable fashion choices.
- 80 PBR (Physically Based Rendering) Textures: These aren't your grandpa's textures! PBR means realistic lighting, depth, and textures that practically leap off your screen. Warning: may cause excessive staring and spontaneous declarations of love for digital knitwear.
But Wait, There's a Catch! (Just Kidding, Sort Of...)
The price? So reasonable, it's practically criminal!
- L$99: If you're a member of our ridiculously awesome in-world group. Seriously, join the group. We have virtual cookies.
- L$149: For the non-group members... who are clearly missing out on the cookie action.
- L$149: On the Marketplace, for those who prefer their instant gratification with a side of "add to cart."
So, what are you waiting for? Go forth and conquer the virtual world in your [D&S] Shell-Shocked Sophistication Sweater! But be warned: excessive compliments may lead to an inflated ego and an uncontrollable urge to start a virtual knitting circle. You've been warned!
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